About Pettymates
Let the telemarketers do the talking.
Pettymates was created for people who would rather let telemarketers, sales calls, and quote emails do the talking. Not every situation needs a confrontation, a long explanation, or another message that gets ignored. Sometimes it just needs a form, a few selections, and a steady stream of follow-ups handled for you.
What We Do
Pettymates handles the work for you. Once you fill out our form, we submit the information on your behalf to trigger sales calls, quote emails, fundraising messages, and other persistent outreach. We manage the process behind the scenes so the follow-ups keep happening without you needing to take any further action.
Who Uses Pettymates
• Anyone looking to annoy a person
• Friends pulling harmless pranks
• Dealing with that annoying coworker
• Exes who enjoy a little payback
• Anyone who’s been spammed first
• Wanting to avoid confrontation
• Just feeling petty
Why We Exist
Pettymates exists because sales calls, emails, and follow-ups rarely stop on their own. Instead of arguing, explaining, or repeating yourself, we make it easy to fill out one form and let telemarketers, insurance quotes, fundraising requests, and other outreach groups do what they already do best: follow up.
What We’re Not
○ Pettymates is not about threats, harassment, or anything unsafe.
○ It’s not about serious harm or escalation.
○ It’s not meant to ruin lives or cross legal lines.
It is about humor, inconvenience, and the satisfaction of knowing you didn’t have to do much at all.
